Pour rire: une blague feministe en anglais

Two guys and a girl are sitting at a bar talking about their professions.

The one guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE...you know...Young, Urban, Professional.
The second guy says "I'm a DINK...you know, Double Income No Kids."

Then they ask the woman, "What are you?"
She replies..."I'm a WIFE...ya know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc